#tired of him always being this intimading gruff perfect sex god lemme see more of him stuttering around people he likes -
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constantly upset by the fact that no one writes handsome jack like the absolute loser he actually is
#borderlands#borderlands handsome jack#jack <3#HES SO FUCKING LAME AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH#he is NOT this suave cool as hell perfect guy who knows everything he's a fucking idiot who trips over his shoe laces and broke his tooth#hes SO FUCKING STUPID and i adore him#like he's a genuis do NOT get me confused here - that's what makes him so scary - he's one of the smartest people in the whole franchise#he's just also a bumbling fucking idiot who thinks hes amazing so he very often makes a fool of himself#tired of him always being this intimading gruff perfect sex god lemme see more of him stuttering around people he likes -#- getting clocked in the jaw - embarrassing himself by oversharing - and not having his jokes land so he just huffs and calls you stupid#god *heart eyes* he's such a loser i desire him carnally
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